Today I've decided to touch on a topic that will hopefully make you smile at least. I've read about several models who prepare and rehearse for their shows in advance which inspred me to write down why that never works. How do I know? I've tried to do it myself a couple of times and I ended up failing badly. I used to feel embarassed about it but now I no longer care because most of the members that visit my room are weird enough to understand when it happens and actually get entertained by it.
The first time I unexpectedly failed was when I did my first pool show. I set a countdown for the pool show but didn't actually think what I would do once I reached the goal. I guess in my mind I thought I will never reach it because the amount of tokens I set for it was higher than normal. When the countdown was over I was happy, shocked and confused about how I was going to do a cumshow in there when almost none of my toys were waterproof and the pool was as slippery as ice. I was hoping and praying it would go smoothly. I asked the members to choose the toys so that in case something went wrong I could blame them for choosing the wrong ones (very professional, I know). They chose the hitachi and a buttplug. I had to stay on all fours with my butt directed towards the camera, with one arm holding the hitachi on my clit and the other on the bottom of the pool trying not to lose my balance. I would sometimes have to stop to put the buttplug back inside or otherwise I would've shot it across the room or even worse, shoot the laptop screen and crack it. Eventually I managed to cum and everybody seemed to enjoy it but it was one of the most challenging shows I've ever done. If you are ever interested in doing something similar, you can contact me because I am a pool expert now.
There was another time when I tried to stick a dildo to the floor and ride it. I've had this planned for so long and I thought it would be extremely easy to accomplish. Little did I know that the dildo wouldn't stick until I spit on it and positioning the camera so that everything looks good and sexy wouldn't be a piece of cake. I had to make my members wait for a good 20 minutes to figure out a way to make it work. Thanks Lord I have patient men in my room, otherwise I would have had a really bad rating now and terrible reviews. I have to admit, riding a dildo is never as easy as it seems.
But probably my biggest failure was on my camniversary, which happened very recently. I had purchased a confetti gun that I was very excited to use and make a huge mess in the room. I imagined myself several times opening it while playing some dramatic music on the background. I haven't thought, not even for a second that the damn thing wouldn't work...Long story short, somebody tipped for it and I tried to open it but guess what? Nothing came out of it. I tried again and again until I ruined the package. I was disappointed but decided to own the moment and manually shake it above my head until all the confetti came out. You would think these things come with instructions or at least a warning letting you know that they might not work and that you will make fool of yourself in front of a large audience. Oh well, better luck next time.
The first time I unexpectedly failed was when I did my first pool show. I set a countdown for the pool show but didn't actually think what I would do once I reached the goal. I guess in my mind I thought I will never reach it because the amount of tokens I set for it was higher than normal. When the countdown was over I was happy, shocked and confused about how I was going to do a cumshow in there when almost none of my toys were waterproof and the pool was as slippery as ice. I was hoping and praying it would go smoothly. I asked the members to choose the toys so that in case something went wrong I could blame them for choosing the wrong ones (very professional, I know). They chose the hitachi and a buttplug. I had to stay on all fours with my butt directed towards the camera, with one arm holding the hitachi on my clit and the other on the bottom of the pool trying not to lose my balance. I would sometimes have to stop to put the buttplug back inside or otherwise I would've shot it across the room or even worse, shoot the laptop screen and crack it. Eventually I managed to cum and everybody seemed to enjoy it but it was one of the most challenging shows I've ever done. If you are ever interested in doing something similar, you can contact me because I am a pool expert now.
There was another time when I tried to stick a dildo to the floor and ride it. I've had this planned for so long and I thought it would be extremely easy to accomplish. Little did I know that the dildo wouldn't stick until I spit on it and positioning the camera so that everything looks good and sexy wouldn't be a piece of cake. I had to make my members wait for a good 20 minutes to figure out a way to make it work. Thanks Lord I have patient men in my room, otherwise I would have had a really bad rating now and terrible reviews. I have to admit, riding a dildo is never as easy as it seems.
But probably my biggest failure was on my camniversary, which happened very recently. I had purchased a confetti gun that I was very excited to use and make a huge mess in the room. I imagined myself several times opening it while playing some dramatic music on the background. I haven't thought, not even for a second that the damn thing wouldn't work...Long story short, somebody tipped for it and I tried to open it but guess what? Nothing came out of it. I tried again and again until I ruined the package. I was disappointed but decided to own the moment and manually shake it above my head until all the confetti came out. You would think these things come with instructions or at least a warning letting you know that they might not work and that you will make fool of yourself in front of a large audience. Oh well, better luck next time.
