As promised, I bring to you a bit of humor with this post. It is not meant to offend or disrespect anyone, it is meant to amuse and shine some light on the funny part of this job so take it lightly. Enjoy!
1.The member who wanks off at anything
This type of member is a true enigma to me. He doesn’t tip, demand or complain about anything. He talks in PMs, sometimes in free chat if he’s feeling particularly brave that day. He has verbal diarrhea and likes to go on and on about how hard you’ve made his cock although you are not doing anything but sit there like an idiot with your clothes on. You are not expected to answer to what he says, he prefers monologue over dialog. He will cum if you smile, if you move a bit to the side, talk, dance or breathe. And then he will cum again. And again. This type of member can most frequently be found within guests and basic members. Very rarely is this type of specimen found within premium members.Â
2.The 9 inch-er
This member doesn’t really know how to start a conversation. He can’t be asked to read your username so he will most likely call you “bb”, sometimes “bby” if he is in a good mood. The world revolves around him and his cock, but not just any cock…his 9 inch cock to be more precise. He enjoys posting a lot of sexual emotes in free chat, bombard you with PMs about his cock and whether you would be able to handle it or not. He is very sure he can make any woman cum with his 9 inch-er. He sometimes asks for very unrealistic things that he never tips for (to some of you the phrase “Can you fist your ass bb?” might sound very familiar). He is mostly found within premium members and is better to be avoided or banned as soon as possible.
3.The ghost
He never tips or talks but keeps coming back with every chance. He is so silent that he sometimes makes you doubt your own existence. He is found within all categories of members and is probably the creepiest of them all because you don’t know what he’s doing while he’s watching you. Is he staring? Is he licking his screen? Is he even alive? You never know.
He never tips or talks but keeps coming back with every chance. He is so silent that he sometimes makes you doubt your own existence. He is found within all categories of members and is probably the creepiest of them all because you don’t know what he’s doing while he’s watching you. Is he staring? Is he licking his screen? Is he even alive? You never know.
4.The over confident one
This one walks in the room with the nose in the air, making random statements and jokes and criticizing everyone. If he is not offered attention he becomes extremely frustrated and potentially verbally aggressive. He will make sure to call you names, anything from “slut” to “poor dirty whore” will work. He is best ignored because that will piss him off and have him leaving the room shortly.
This one walks in the room with the nose in the air, making random statements and jokes and criticizing everyone. If he is not offered attention he becomes extremely frustrated and potentially verbally aggressive. He will make sure to call you names, anything from “slut” to “poor dirty whore” will work. He is best ignored because that will piss him off and have him leaving the room shortly.
5.The fuck-boyÂ
He is polite to everyone, makes you thousands of compliments, reminds you how much he missed you while you were offline, calls you his queen or his little princess and promises you are the best model he’s ever seen. He excuses himself by saying he has to hit the gym only to be found a couple of minutes later in another model’s room saying the exact same things. He never tips and hopes his compliments will get him stuff for free. He is the biggest snake of them all and you can hear him slithering from miles away. The best way to deal with this member is by learning how to play his games.Â
He is polite to everyone, makes you thousands of compliments, reminds you how much he missed you while you were offline, calls you his queen or his little princess and promises you are the best model he’s ever seen. He excuses himself by saying he has to hit the gym only to be found a couple of minutes later in another model’s room saying the exact same things. He never tips and hopes his compliments will get him stuff for free. He is the biggest snake of them all and you can hear him slithering from miles away. The best way to deal with this member is by learning how to play his games.Â
