tip to show appreciation for our dear yucky yucky : I just ate 2 large pizzas and drank half a litre of energy drinks yucky : I am so ready to beat my meat yucky : been doing some huge poos in prep for cam babe? yucky : oh okay sorry darling yucky : I will behave yucky : WOOF yucky : I literally shaved off the outside half of my eyebrows last week and no one has noticed at all yucky 🦐: I'll put my lips on your vag and blow so hard ur uterus inflates you absolute mongrel yucky 🦐: did I tell you how I slept on the floor for 2 weeks when I moved in yucky 🦐: cus I didn't have blankets yucky 🦐: and I just slept on the central heating vent yucky 🦐: divine shit box darling Yucky : 100 ducats to gander upon thine anus? Yucky : I humbly await your reply Yucky : fair maiden thine bussom and anus are grand