333 tokens – Get Hired

Sick of your 9–5? Come ✱✱✱✱ for a better boss 😈

This is just a bit of fun… but roles are earned, not given

Pick a job in my room and become part of the chaos

✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ get exclusive albums, first dibs on customs, and a job title that means absolutely nothing but feels great 😈

• PandaFlowers- Emotional Support 💖 Tells me I’m amazing

• ShutUpJosh- Marketing Manager 📢 Hypes me up like I’m a global brand

• shyguy65 - ✱✱✱ Joke King 😂 – painfully bad jokes required

• ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ - ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ 🛡️ – protects me from weirdos

• spdark - Plumber 🧑‍🔧 - sorts me pipes out proper… no questions asked 😏

• ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ - Chief Fluffer😈 – keeps me in top form and fully… prepared

• i_need_money - Silent Supporter 👀 – lurking… but I see you

• Laras_DF - ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ Buddy 🍻 – meant to match me ✱✱✱✱✱ for ✱✱✱✱✱… accidentally ✱✱✱✱✱✱ double 😅

• badliutenant - Personal ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ – knows exactly what I need… sometimes before I do 😈

• Pixiefcuker- Bestie with benefits 🫶 – acts like we’ve known each other 10 years

• ThePin93 -Bad Influence 💋 - Cheeky, persuasive & a little bit dangerous

• CharsBabe - Tea ✱✱✱✱✱☕- Knows what I like & makes sure I have something nice to brighten my day

• AMPM21 - ✱✱✱✱ of security 🔒- Keeping this cheeky Yorkshire menace under control.

• MS_66 - Shadow investor 💷 -Operates in the ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱.

• ...... - Anonymous Funder♥️ 💸 – mysterious… generous… I like that

• Pixiespet -Loyal Pet🐾- Must be obedient😏Good ✱✱✱✱ get treated well

• Scriib - office ✱✱✱🐶 Can ✱✱✱✱ and do tricks - Loves a heavy petting

• BILLY19662- ✱✱✱✱ of loyalty 👑 Doesn't disappear , dependable and my OG

• jonnygeespot - Boss’s Favourite 💖 – exactly what it sounds like… behave

• ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ - Tech Guy 💻 – If anything breaks, I panic… he fixes it—proper IT wizard

• abiigbear - Banter Specialist 🇬🇧 – elite level ✱✱✱✱ talk only

• dragonwolf4- Vibe Controller 🎶 – keeps the mood right, no dead chat allowed

• ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱- Gardener... trims my edges 😈

• MrDarkDream - Shot Caller 🥃 – decides when it’s “just one more”

• PixiesHubby1- Lingerie Stylist 👙 – picks the outfits, judges your taste, and somehow they always ✱✱✱ up on the floor anyway.

• PD1313 - Art director🎨✱✱✱✱✱ only!

• ZeonTuck66 - Rage Baiter 👹- Cause's unnecessary arguments & thinks west is best...

• Smalleg121 - Shower entertainment manager🚿 Responsible for maintaining the highest standards of aquatic amusement and splash-based customer satisfaction. 😆💦

⚠️ Limited roles — once taken, they're gone

• Silent Supporter 👀 – lurking… but I see you

• Snap Promoter 👻 – spreads the word, does the lord’s ✱✱✱✱

• Intern 📝 – does nothing but still here for the experience

• Night Shift ✱✱✱✱✱✱ 🌙 – only appears when it gets late 👀

• HR Manager 📋 – ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ complaints (there are none

• ✱✱✱✱ of Chat 💬 – keeps convo flowing, no awkward silence

• Senior ✱✱✱✱✱✱ 👔 – been here a while, acts important

• Trusted ✱✱✱✱✱✱ 🤝 – reliable… I might actually notice you

Pick your role… or I’ll pick it for you 😈