Our nation has never been so divided, but I think we can all agree on one thing. I need a fuck machine, and you deserve to be rich in fuck machine videos. But these puppies are not cheap, so lets do the damn thing. You can also contribute by purchasing the pre-order video below, which you'll receive when this goal is completed, and I have a fuck machine in my grubby hands. dude & I kinda wanna put a corndog in this bad boy and deep throat it, just as God intended us to eat corndogs. So really, if you contribute, you're doing the lords work. Peace n blessings, amen. Heres all the things you can get if you contribute: