Oil, cheese, parking tickets, boobs. Need I say more? I don't know how to drive a car, but I inherited one. It had accrued a bunch of tickets during a difficult period of time, so it was given the boot! Alternative explanation is that the DMV found out about the pizza that was purchased and enjoyed when my credit card was stolen a month ago, and wanted a piece of the pie. The DMV needs pizza too! Donate retroactively to this cause. *WHEN GOAL IS MADE : I will enjoy the pizza for a change and give you the option of joining me. Public pizza eating show. I might be naked, I might be wearing a parka. Depends on the season (so tip now)!!