Emergency announcement 🚨🍳 As you all know… my cooking skills are somewhere between “burnt toast” and “calling my ✱✱✱ in panic.” 😭 So I’ve decided the only thing that can save me is a Thermomix. I’m officially starting a very serious fundraising mission to help transform me from a kitchen disaster into a domestic goddess 💅✨ Every contribution brings me one step closer to: ✔️ edible meals ✔️ fewer smoke alarms ✔️ surviving without ordering food daily Please support this humanitarian cause. My stomach thanks you in advance. 😂❤️

At this point you’re basically investing in public safety because my cooking is dangerous 😂🍳