Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty...and it was worth it! But as the saying goes, all the good girls go to Heaven and bad girls go everywhere. That is where the situation gets tricky 'cause I need your help! I promise, if you make my wish come true, I will take you with me, because I know that deep down you are just as naughty as I am :perv! Yours truly, Amber!