I want to travel to Europe for my 22nd birthday next May. That gives me 10 months to save money for airfare, other transportation (train, Ubers, etc.), lodging, food, and fun. If I reach this goal by the time I go on the trip (May 2019) I will bring this honking dildo with me and ATTEMPT to fuck myself with it. I've tried before. It didn't work. But I am willing to try again, just for you guys! Anything will help this goal, seriously even just a 1 token tip!