I’m currently on a highly classified mission: getting myself to the Mediterranean Sea before I fully forget what joy feels like. We are talking about warm water, dramatic sunsets, life altering olive oil and me respectfully honoring every carb in sight. This is not a vacation. This is cultural research with SPF. Any donation gets me closer to the shoreline and further from my responsibilities. You are not just funding a trip - you are supporting rest, glow-ups, core memories and an aggressively aesthetic sunset album. Possible side effects once the mission is complete ✱✱✱✱✱ documentation and a subtle (or not subtle) tan line reveal upon my victorious return ;) P. S. I appreciate you more than sunshine on ✱✱✱✱ shoulders and overpriced beach ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱. Honestly.