If you haven't heard, Melbourne has spent more days in lockdown than any city in the world. I am now a shell of a woman I once was. Some of life's simple pleasures such as going to the hairdresser, the nail salon, a day spa have been taken away from me. By some miracle, you guys overlook my grown out roots, unmanicured hands and neglected toe beans. Maybe it's because I'm kinda funny and I make you laugh. I am counting down the days until covid restrictions are eased, which is looking to be 26th Oct. Can't wait to blow you away with my standard of beauty maintenance. If you're wondering if I can get any hotter ? Abso-fucking-lutely. This ain't my final form.