I’m gearing up for my next trip to Egypt — where I fully expect to sweat like a pharaoh, get sand in places sand should never be, and take about 500 selfies with camels who may or may not cooperate. I’ll be living my best Indiana Jones fantasy, dodging tourist traps and deciphering hieroglyphs (badly) while pretending I totally understand ancient history. Between ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ at markets like a pro (or not) and trying to survive the heat wrapped in SPF 1000, I know one thing for sure — it’s going to be an epic adventure full of sun, stories, and probably a few hilarious travel fails.