i have nipples. i'm guessing that you also have nipples, but that isn't as relevant right now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i want to get them stabbed! pierced! you get the point! once again, i'd like to clarify that i'm talking about my nipples, not yours let me paint a picture of all the benefits that come with helping me complete this goal: 1♥ i will be in pain, and if you resent me that's really a net positive. just think about it 2♥ the more metal i have in my body, the closer i am to becoming a cyborg. who doesn't want to fuck a cyborg? sex robots, hello?? 3♥ everyone who tips toward this goal will get a photo set of the finished product! (aka my nips) 4♥ IF the piercer consents, i'll record while i'm getting them done so you can see me wince and also maybe cry 5♥ once they're healed, i can stick a dry piece of spaghetti in each piercing hole and try to cook them in a hot shower (this is the biggest selling point. and yes, i will actually try to do this) 6♥ idk maybe it'll be hot or something funds will go toward the actual piercing, the jewelry, a tip, and (regrettably) spaghetti!