Tales From The Abyss

Want to hear some of my fantasies? Perhaps you'd like to know more about my promiscuous years or random info about me that I dont mind disclosing (for a price) as well as some funny skit/comedy stories, and some are obviously troll tips that dont mean anything, GOOD LUCK.

Tell a ghost story

33 Tokens

Brain surgery story (some parts are actually hilarious)

55 Tokens

Jail story

33 Tokens

Who stole first base? jk lol

1 Token

country bumpkin rate you cock

55 Tokens

old lady rate your cock

55 Tokens

Smeagol rate your cock

55 Tokens

My first kiss story

33 Tokens

My first time story

33 Tokens

My Karen moment at the beach lmfao

33 Tokens

running on the beach my forest gump tequila night on the beach story

33 Tokens

police raid while streaming story

30 Tokens

Talk like Sling Blade

15 Tokens

Taylor swift break up with you lolll

222 Tokens

Tell the Cunt story, Whole bottle of tequila night

33 Tokens

I'M FUCKING DISLEXIC!! LOLLLL

8 Tokens

Turn on troll playlist

50 Tokens

Turn off troll playlist

40 Tokens

I owe you BJ bb lol

55 Tokens

Strike antique match bb

12 Tokens

Talk about your collection lol

10 Tokens

They turned me loose, told me I'm well. Mmmhmm

10 Tokens

I dont reckon I got no reason to kill nobody. Mmmhmm

10 Tokens

Spirtual Rapture time lol

10 Tokens

Physical Rapture time!

10 Tokens

You've been TERMINATED!!!

11 Tokens

"That's all i got to say about that."

1 Token

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