Are you a pumpkin spice latte? Because you're going to be my new fall favorite.

How do you find the nymphomaniac at Thanksgiving? She's the one that always wants more stuffing.

I love to eat turkey and pussy, and I’m all out of turkey.

Are you a turkey? Cuz id like to stuff you.

I know how to warm up the oven before sticking the turkey in.

Hey girl, are you mashed potatoes? Cuz I want to cover you in my gravy.

Can I cream your pumpkin pie?

This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.

You put the “ass” in casserole!!

You’re sweeter than pumpkin pie!

Is your name Butter? Because you're making my heart melt like the butter on a warm roll.

You’re what I’m most thankful for this year. 😊