Peanutpiex
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
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Spew Cheesy Pickup Lines At Me!!
I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!
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Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
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If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.
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My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
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If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
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Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
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You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
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Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
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Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
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Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
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Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
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Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
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This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.
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My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
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Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
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My di*k just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your a*s?
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What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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You can call me cake, ’cause I’ll go straight to your ass.
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