Nice: tell me I’m the angel on your tree.

Naughty: tell me you sure would rather be on top of me!

Nice: tell me I’m sleighing this holiday bullshit.

Naughty: tell me you have mistletoe in your pants.

Oh, I’m funny? Would you say I’m a Christmas ham?!

Silver bells? More like blue balls! Jerking tax.

Mommy was kissing Santa Claus. Get some cuck dirty talk.

That Christmas sweater is hideous, Colette. Take it off for fifteen minutes topless!

Slurp on St. Nick’s dick for five minutes.

Unwrap this present with a lil striptease and 20 mins nude.