What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts 🤣

Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you right now, but I totally should be.

Why does a woman prefer an old gynecologist over a new one? Because the old one has shaky hands

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker could wash her crack and resell it.😂

How is playing bridge similar to sex? If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird 😁😁😁

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again, without my clothes? 🍆

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants 😏

What’s still together after all the sh*t they’ve been through? Your butt cheeks. 😁😁

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me. 😂😂

You must be tired… Because you’ve been running through my dirty mind all day 🔥

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.😈😏

Are you a storm? Because you’ve got me thunderstruck and soaking wet.

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you just sucked me in

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?🤣