What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me. 😂😂

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.😈😏

Why does a woman prefer an old gynecologist over a new one? Because the old one has shaky hands

Are you a storm? Because you’ve got me thunderstruck and soaking wet.

What’s still together after all the sh*t they’ve been through? Your butt cheeks. 😁😁

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker could wash her crack and resell it.😂

Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you right now, but I totally should be.

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?🤣

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you just sucked me in

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants 😏

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again, without my clothes? 🍆

How is playing bridge similar to sex? If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

You must be tired… Because you’ve been running through my dirty mind all day 🔥

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird 😁😁😁

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts 🤣