Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you right now, but I totally should be.

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Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.😈😏

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You must be tired… Because you’ve been ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ through my dirty mind all day 🔥

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again, without my clothes? 🍆