Quote a Kingdom Hearts line

Tell a Kingdom Hearts story

Choose my abilities (ie skills, like dodge roll or sonic blade)

Choose Donald's abilities

Choose Goofy's abilities

Fuck with my controls (change button mapping for magic shortcuts)

Fuck with Donald's controls (change attack and item frequency)

Fuck with Goofy's controls (change attack and item frequency)

Decide next Gummi route / next world (will happen when applicable, since ability to decide is limited)

Cockblock the storyline: go train for 5 minutes

UH OH: Go into battle no potions

Search for booty in current area (comes with free booty flash)

Open chest (titty flash.. get it??)

Tip for 3 dalmatian number guesses (if any are found during gameplay for the day, you win a video)

I try to summarize the plot of the series (and fail hard, even with looking up the plot of the series)