You may see this as equivalent to a lil imaginary virtual kith (chaste)

MFC mail from Neglomov

"Hello [your name]" written with a mouse in MS Paint

Two unpainted custom polaroids (signed and mailed)

COA for going on a walk

One fancy custom polaroid (painted and mailed)

Custom FYEO dance video (please note any preferences as to song, outfit, visual style, etc and so on)

Custom digital playlist, lovingly mixed for you and you alone

You tip this and I pretend not to do something of your choice for 24 hours

"Take a no strings attached day completely off of everything you lunatic"

Advanced shipping

Why tho