SWEET NOTHINGS

If you were a potato, you would be a sweet one.

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Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

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Is your daddy a baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

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Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

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I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

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I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

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Do you work at a coffeehouse? Because I like you a latte.

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Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

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If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.

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Are you a b anana? Because I find you a-peeling.

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I know milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?

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I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

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You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good.

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Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

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Guess what I’m wearing? The boner you gave me!

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Is your body from McDonald’s? C’ause I’m lovin’ it!

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

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You’re like a candy bar for Valentine’s: half sweet and half nuts.

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I choo-choo-choose you.

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I'll be your "alentine" for now, you'll need to give me the "V" after dinner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your booty is fine, let's hang out.

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Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?

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Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

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I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple

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If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

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You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

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