pet the nearest cat and tell them you said hi

Send some love to me 🖤🖤

remind me to eat a snack ✨

"Hope you're enjoying your day off"

"Jasper where the FORK are you??"

"Please send me a selfie on OF ☺️☺️"

treat me to some chocolate 🥰

"eat an edible so you can actually sleep"

buy me bottle o' wine

WITCHY SHIT - tarot card pull for you (I'll MFC Mail you the meaning)

sponsor me to work in the garage all day (I restore antique furniture)

"pleeeease come online RIGHT DANG NOW"