LunaMaya
I have no complaint. I just wanted your attention.
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I can’t focus on ✱✱✱✱ because of you.
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You’re not replying to me fast enough and I am being dramatic about it.
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Your moaning is too loud.
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I don’t have a sense of humour, so I didn’t find that joke funny.
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You gave me a ✱✱✱✱✱ in an inappropriate place.
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Your bra is in the way of seeing your ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱. Please explain.
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You’re not sat on my ✱✱✱✱ right now and I think that’s unfair.
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You talk too much. Unfortunately, I’m into it.
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I’m not happy about the fact that I have nothing to complain about because you’re a dream woman.
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I’m sad we’re not ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ right now.
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You made me forget what I was doing.
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You’re not giving me enough attention and I’m filing a formal complaint.
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You’re too distracting for business hours.
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You’re making it very ✱✱✱✱ to behave.
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You keep being funny and ✱✱✱ at the same time. Pick a struggle.
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Your bra has been reported for obstruction.
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You are too much. Please continue.
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You keep teasing and it's making my ✱✱✱✱✱ heavy.
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I didn’t consent to becoming obsessed with you.
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You’re sitting there looking innocent and I don’t believe you.
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You’re not on my screen enough, even though you are literally on my screen.
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You’re causing delays in my daily responsibilities.
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You’re being ✱✱✱✱ on purpose and I can tell.
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You’re making me jealous of a ✱✱✱✱ plug,
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You keep saying “one sec” and I keep forgiving you because I’m weak.
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I miss you even when you’re here.
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You gave me a ✱✱✱✱✱ and I have nowhere to ✱✱✱ this information.
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You caused a ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ crisis in a public setting.
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You made me pause mid-sentence like a broken man.
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You made me dramatically say “wow” to nobody.
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Respectfully, stop singing.
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