Are you a candy bowl? Because you’re lookin’ like a snack.

Will you be the ghost that haunts my dreams?

I’m going as a fortune teller for Halloween. You look a lot like my future wife.

Are you dressed as an angel, or is that just the real you?

Are you a vampire? Because this is feeling like love at first bite.

I know what your Halloween costume should be: my wife.

You’re looking boo-tiful tonight!

Do you like things that go bump in the night?

If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.

You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.

Call me a jack-o’-lantern, because something inside me lights up when I see you.