Happy Birthday! — the only acceptable thing to say today
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🌹 ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱: Another Year ✱✱✱✱✱✱ - Birthday Tip Menu
It's my birthday and I'm making it everyone's problem. Pop ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱, place ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱, send wishes, unlock chaos. Welcome to the party. 🌹
I wish you less drama — save the energy for us
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I wish you more time — to look this good
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I wish you no bad song requests ever again
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I wish you followers who actually tip — unlike some people
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I wish you guys with 9"
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I wish you to still look like this in 10 years — somehow
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I wish I could be your birthday present
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Champagne Sip — I wish you bubbles, always
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I wish you infinite health — your ✱✱✱✱ is clearly doing something right
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I wish you absolute happiness — and whatever keeps your skin like that
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I wish you real love — the kind that doesn't notice your age
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I wish you real ✱✱✱ (with me)
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Last Minute Gift #1 — "Older, Wiser, ✱✱✱✱✱✱" (two out of three ain't bad)
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Last Minute Gift #2 — "101 Things To Do Before Retirement" (starting tonight)
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Last Minute Gift #3 — "✱✱✱✱✱, You're Getting Old"
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I wish this to be your best birthday ever — you've earned every single year, you magnificent disaster
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