🔜Next drinking night: never, i'm retired from drinking after this bender of a week LOL!! (aka gimme like a week i need a break)

Drink Menu for designated drinking nights!

except i'm white trash and i drink straight shots of liquor or shotgun white claws like the Good Lord intended

though, I intend to be so fancy as to drink cocktails on cam eventually... when i'm rich and famous

i also intend to serenade you with T-Pain's "Buy You a Drank" anytime I get tipped for a drink so like how can you turn that down

also hell yeah i'm making the gross ones expensive you gotta fork up the big bucks to get me to do that shniz tyvm