AlexaBlancOh
I'm not like the other guys
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Alexa I don't mean to brag, but
I'm smarter than I look
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I'm a respected member of the Lounge
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I ate lunch today
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I'm not wearing pants
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I get notified when you're online
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I don't even need alcohol to make bad decisions
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I have a wiener
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I know the healing powers of Alka-Seltzer
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I'm the most humble person there is
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I deserve a mansplaining award
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Women are speechless when they see me naked
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I'm a really good driver ... for a man
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That day you were offline... I only cried once
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You liked one of my songs once
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I've heard of sodium lauryl sulfate
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I'm only on my second pair of pants today
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I've been a fan for more than a week now
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I've heard of Shu Uemura
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I would treasure your shower wall hair circles
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I can touch cameras
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