AlexaBlancOh
I'm not like the other guys
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Alexa I don't mean to brag, but
I'm smarter than I look
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I'm a respected ✱✱✱✱✱✱ of the Lounge
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I ate lunch today
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I'm not wearing pants
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I get notified when you're online
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I don't even need to make bad decisions
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I have a wiener
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I'm the most humble person there is
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I deserve a mansplaining award
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Women are speechless when they see me ✱✱✱✱✱
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I'm a really good driver ... for a man
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That day you were offline... I only cried once
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You liked one of my songs once
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I've heard of sodium lauryl sulfate
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I'm only on my second pair of pants today
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I've been a fan for more than a week now
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I've heard of Shu Uemura
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I would treasure your shower wall hair circles
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I can touch cameras
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I'm more than just a pretty ✱✱✱✱
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I noticed your haircut
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I flexed in a mirror and scared myself
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I plank with emotional intention
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I felt something once
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I've been told I have thoughts
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I know some words
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I've grown a lot since Tuesday
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I almost said what I meant today
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I once got the vibe of a room
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I've read the ✱✱✱✱✱ of several books
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I remembered to blink during that
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my therapist said "interesting" and meant it
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I'm allowed ✱✱✱✱ at the planetarium
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I enjoy ketchup in moderation
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my cargo shorts have a system
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I've carried emotional baggage that wasn't mine
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I once admitted to being wrong
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people say I'm better than my haircut
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I listen to the lyrics and the vibe
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I considered someone else's perspective for a ✱✱✱✱✱✱
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I won an argument in the shower this morning
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my plants are... present
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I'm learning to accept my own apologies
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I ✱✱✱ a new bag in the trash can today
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I have a favorite spoon
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I've read a book with no pictures in it
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my high ✱✱✱✱✱ on my phone is pretty respectable
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I'm emotionally available on alternate Tuesdays
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I only ✱✱✱ snooze twice this morning
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I can almost always find my keys
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my advice is a great example of what not to do
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I honored one of my feelings by buying it a snack
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I have a moral compass and I sometimes look at it
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I own more than one kind of soap
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I once held two conflicting thoughts at once
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my anxieties are very well-organized
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I've achieved a comfortable level of confusion
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I inspire others with what not to do
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I'm smart enough to make requests in hidden tip notes
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I'm smart enough to ✱✱✱ dirty talk in hidden tipnotes
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I'm smart enough to ✱✱✱ explicit gifs in hidden tip notes
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I read your whole $#@&! tip menu
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my mama ain't raise no fool
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my stage name is Dixie Normous
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my ✱✱✱ says I'm a real G
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