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Pick Your ✱✱✱✱ Rating πŸ’‹

Want to know exactly what I think? 😏

Choose your rating: written, voice, live, or a full report card.

Then choose your style:
πŸ’• Praise

😏 ✱✱✱✱ Next Door

πŸ”₯ Brutally Honest

😈 SPH

After tipping, send your ✱✱✱✱✱ in PM and tell me which style you want.

Written + voice ratings are completed within 24 hours. Live ratings are available while I’m online. Comparison/contest pricing is per person.

You choose the format. You choose the mood. I’ll ✱✱✱✱✱✱ the rest. πŸ’‹

Written rating β€” 1–10 + short comment
169 Tokens
Detailed written rating
250 Tokens
30–45 sec voice rating
350 Tokens
Live rating while you’re online
400 Tokens
Full β€œreport card” rating
500 Tokens
Voice memo + report card
650 Tokens
Rating contest / comparison β€” per person
300 Tokens