They say two things in life are unavoidable—💀 death and taxes 💰… and here, it’s no different. A true gentleman knows that tax evasion comes with severe consequences… and trust me, you don’t want to find out what they are. 😏 So be smart—pay your “Fap Tax” 💵 before you even think about laying a ✱✱✱✱ on yourself ✋😈. 💸 Every time you pay, you earn ✱✱✱ minutes 🔥⏳ to enjoy me the way you should. No tax, no touch—simple. ❌🙅‍♂️ So keep those payments coming, and I’ll make sure your experience is worth every second. 💋🔥 Happy fapping, babe. 😘🍆💦