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Go do your goddamn dishes you lazy slob.
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DO YOUR GODDAMN DISHES YOU LAZY SLOB! I'll scurry into my kitchen and wash my dishes. I'll send a picture or time lapse to Snapchat for proof! *Can only be tipped for offline*
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