⚠️ WARNING : If your ego shatters easier than a $2 wine glass, leave now. This isn’t daycare. You are one of MANY "✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱" (emphasis on the air quotes), and I’ve got a waitlist of simps begging to take your spot the second you slip up. So, let’s be clear: ⚠️ Read the "Royal Suitors" ✱✱✱✱ description first. Didn’t? Already failed. I’ll remember that. ⚠️ If you believe you’re “important” here? LOL. You’re one of many temporary ✱✱✱✱. Act up? Poof. Next. YOUR REALITY CHECK: - Everything you say WILL be weaponized. (Because humiliation is my hobby.) - You don’t matter. Only my amusement (and your ✱✱✱✱ earned cash) do. - There’s a line of desperate "✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱" behind you. Feel replaceable yet? Good. - Your spot in my DMs? A privilege. Not a right. Not a guarantee. - Need you? I don’t even remember you. Allow you? Maybe… if you beg right. TOO HARSH? Perfect. Your delusions were never my problem. Now read it again, prep your first (and possibly last) impression, and pray you survive the ✱✱✱.