Get full access to my premium Snapchat, where I frequently post to my story! What sorts of things will you see on my Snapchat, you ask? -Critters (my pets!) -impromptu cooking lessons -Boobies! -Shower beers -Concerts and other activities -Bored stoplight selfies -Pussy! -Drunk rants -Fashion shows (trying on new clothes!) ...And more! This is a ONE-TIME tip, you will never need to renew it. But, you say, this all sounds too good to be true! There must be a catch! Well, I do have some rules, which you can find outlined below. UNACCEPTABLE: -Rudeness, on Snapchat or any other platform -Sharing my username or photos with others (no posting my pictures anywhere, your eyes only!) -Demands and requests for photos. I will occasionally offer custom snaps at my discretion. Otherwise it's all up to me what I post. -Phone calls. I will not answer. It's ok if it happens on accident but if you try several times I will give you a warning. I'm pretty forgiving and will generally warn you for breaking any rules, but I will not hesitate to block anyone taking advantage of my patience. Now on to the fun stuff: what IS allowed! ACCEPTABLE: -Screenshots-- save that selfie to your spank bank! Unless I specify otherwise, all Snaps I send to you or post to my story are fair game for screenshots. -Text Messages-- give me a compliment, ask me a question, or just say hi! I won't be able to have long conversations with you most of the time but I try to reply when I can! -Dick pics-- whip out that thang, boi! Lemme see what you're packing, and show me just how much you like my photos and videos. ;) ENCOURAGED: -Pets and other critters -Food -Selfies where you feel like you look especially cute -Dick pics with faces and or clothes/hats added What are you waiting for?!