pizzaburgersAskMes
uh ask me all them burrrrrrnin questions?
Anonymous asked almost 5 years ago:
Have you seen Meet the Feebles (1989)?
pizzaburgers answered almost 5 years ago:
Never even heard of it :/
Anonymous asked almost 5 years ago:
Ok how about just favorite part of being a mom to the pizza roll?
pizzaburgers answered almost 5 years ago:
Best thing ever is just seeing her level up, going from a wrinkly screamy poopy helpless thing to a crawling, babbling lil monster is pretty cool.
Anonymous asked almost 5 years ago:
Favorite part of being a milf goddess?
pizzaburgers answered almost 5 years ago:
I don't even know because I don't really consider myself anything of the sort
Anonymous asked almost 5 years ago:
If i jingle your jangle would you make my ringer tingle?
pizzaburgers answered almost 5 years ago:
I don't even know if this is sexual
Anonymous asked almost 5 years ago:
How did you come up with the name pizzaburgers?
pizzaburgers answered almost 5 years ago:
Honestly, I didn't. A gentlepervert had changed my name temporarily to that and it prompted so many people to actually talk to me, if only to question my name, so I kept it. 
agonzo529 asked about 5 years ago:
Will you have another pizza roll eventually? Btw I would say you’ve still got it, but you never lost it
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
Right now, I think no. Had a v scary delivery and I'm just grateful that she and I are okay. I don't know if I could go through that again. Women's bodies are tricksters, though, so... we'll see
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Hi, your sexy. I know that's not a question but maybe if I put a question mark at the end it'll pass?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
mmmmmmmmmno
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Discord?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
I set it up but like does anyone really want in??
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
can you help me with my homework?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
Depends on the subject. You must provide coffee. And gummy sharks.
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
What do you call honey making ghosts?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
boobeeeeeees
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Can you tell me about the birbs and the bees... Please? 🙏
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
Birbs n bees don't actually boink each other, weird, I know
Guest asked about 5 years ago:
Will you ever be able to twerk without being ridiculously cute getting in the way?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
Wow how dare you insult my twerking abilit-hahahah just kidding it's horrible uhhhh and you misspelled "awkwardness"
Guest asked about 5 years ago:
What’s your favorite part of being a milf goddess?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
I don't really know how to answer this... It feels like an incorrrect title 😂
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Have you found the mythical clitoris yet?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
It found me
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Can you rub your belly and pat your head?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
Surprisingly, yes
Anonymous asked about 5 years ago:
Did you know that ducks breed by game rape, on top of having corkscrew dicks?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
I used to like ducks...
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Why do you tolerate my childishness?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
That is a VERY good question
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
i know you can tango but can you do the fandango?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
If you know me at all then you know I most definitely can NOT tango
Anonymous asked about 5 years ago:
Did you know that pigs ejaculate twice? The first is sperm, the second is a glue-like substance to keep the first load in. (They also have cockscrew dicks)
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
I didn't know this and I wish I never learned :(
Anonymous asked about 5 years ago:
Do you miss your bump?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
Not really. End result is so worth it, but the actual pregnancy is rough. 
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
What is your favourite useless fact?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
Ducks have corkscrew penises or so I've heard
Anonymous asked about 5 years ago:
Are you planning on having another baby?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
Currently, no. Mostly due to a very scary labor/delivery. And I'm okay with having just one lil babe. Buuuut, women's bodies are cruel tricksters so I might change my mind eventually.
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Why do you love comic sans?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
I hate 99% of fonts but really comic sans is bottom o the really ugly barrel, BAN IT
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Bread or fries?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
In this moment? Bread. In general? Fries.
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Don't think! Just type! What is the first word you think of?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
Bread...😅
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Do you like anal? Why do you like anal so much?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
I actually do, but I wouldn't say "so much". Jus a wittle bit 😇
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
What is 23 * 3?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
Fairly certain it's a math problem
Guest asked about 5 years ago:
Is babby more pizza or burger?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
I would say more burger, definitely. A+ question.
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Is that cum on your face?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
Is that what on my where? *frantically wiping cheek*
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Are you always pregonaunt?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
No my pregonauncy is over
glendee2 asked about 5 years ago:
Skype?
pizzaburgers answered about 5 years ago:
🔪 I'll cut u