Pick Up Lines

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari...

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What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

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Words can describe you, but numbers can 6 out of 10

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I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name

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I was content with my life and i asked God what could make it better, then i met you!

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Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Girl, you are everything I never knew I always wanted.

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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family

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Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams

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Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather."

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I've had a really bad day today, but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me?

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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

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My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

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Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

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I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

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You’d be so much more cute and happier if you had my tokens, here you go!

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I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.

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I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth

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