Filthy Mudblood!

You stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf Herder!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground!

Cos you’re so thick! You’re Mr Thick Thick Thickety Thickface from Thicktown, Thickania. And so’s your dad!