Brace yourselves, because the level of immaturity, stupidity, and down right insanity that you're going to vote on may be contagious, so I highly recommend eating a couple Tide Pods after you vote.

For my next tattoo(s) I want to get DONT SHOOT down the underside of my upper arms in such a position that the next time a police officer tells me to put my hands up he will clearly see the request. I want to get it in something traditional and trendy like Old English.