Are you riding?

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!

6 Tokens

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

7 Tokens

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

8 Tokens

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

9 Tokens

What has 36 teeth and holds back The Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

10 Tokens

Remember me? Oh that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.

11 Tokens

Do you like science because I've got my ion you.

12 Tokens

If you were a Transformer…You’d be Optimus Fine.

13 Tokens

Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.

14 Tokens

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?

15 Tokens

I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.

16 Tokens

Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.

17 Tokens

Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.

18 Tokens

I'm a doctor and you look like you could use these shots.

19 Tokens

Will you be my Valentine? I can wait.

20 Tokens

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

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I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

2 Tokens

For a moment I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

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