This is pretty much an inside joke for my regs. They know that I will NEVER, EVER do fart requests... which has created a monster... By denying them, I've somehow turned my ✱✱✱✱ into fart enthusiasts. They're tooting insatiable... Constantly consumed with the fantasy of that warm, intoxicating flatulence. They've made a stink about needing me to break wind, and they're willing to break the bank to convince me. If you get an ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ for eructation, join this ✱✱✱✱ and wear your badge with honor!