This is pretty much an inside joke for my regs. They know that I will NEVER, EVER do fart requests... which has created a monster... By denying them, I've somehow turned my boys into fart enthusiasts. They're tooting insatiable... Constantly consumed with the fantasy of that warm, intoxicating flatulence. They've made a stink about needing me to break wind, and they're willing to break the bank to convince me. If you get an erection for eructation, join this club and wear your badge with honor!