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Why ya gotta be like that? What did I ever do to you, ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱? *pouts*
🤬 Any 12 ✱✱✱✱✱✱.
🤬 ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ plushy mailed to you.
🤬 ✱✱✱✱ You coloring book page mailed to you.
🤬 4 "7 minutes in Hell" vouchers to use any time.
🤬 80% chance I'll cuss at you like a sailor.
"Oookay, so maybe he's smiling because he's about to destroy everything you hold dear..."
🤬 Any 12 ✱✱✱✱✱✱.
🤬 ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ plushy mailed to you.
🤬 ✱✱✱✱ You coloring book page mailed to you.
🤬 4 "7 minutes in Hell" vouchers to use any time.
🤬 80% chance I'll cuss at you like a sailor.
"Oookay, so maybe he's smiling because he's about to destroy everything you hold dear..."
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