1. Thou shall not see V as your one and only God cause there's no such thing as gods lol. 2. Thou shall always be present when V announces a special show or at least try to, yeah I know we're all busy 3. Thou shall always make fun of V trying to open a bottle - non negotiable 4. Thou shall always compliment V's AMAZING English even though she's not a native - also, non negotiable 5. Thou shall try to give V pizza and Unicorn Shots when V asks for pizza and Unicorn shots, but only if you have tokens. If not, it's fine, we can still be friends :D 6. Thou shall all rise your hands in the air like you just don't care every time you hear this room's anthem, which is probably Sharky Doodle or something from Nickelback 7. Thou shall pet V every single fuckin time you enter V's room. 8. Thou shall not get pissy when V starts cursing in Romanian. V has a good reason to do so, mmkaaay? 9. Thou shall NOT be an ass to any of your church mates. Ummm Witnesses of V? Followers? Fuck if I know. 10. Sarmale are love, sarmale are life. Non fucking negotiable!!!