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JUST NONSENSE.
NONSENSE PEOPLE WHO LIKE NONSENSE THINGS.
This club is obviously here to fund my nonsense shenanigans.
Join it because its the coolest damn club on the planet and then help me checkoff my nonsense shopping list!!
π£ THINIGS THAT THIS BITCH NEEDS π£:
1- 4-Star Dragon Ball Herb Grinder (300 TKNS)
2- UV Pickle Rick Pipe (900 TKNS)
3- Negasonic Teenage Warhead cosplay jumpsuit (3,500 TKNS)
4- 96 10oz bottles of orange juice (1,800 TKNS)
5- Brain specimen coasters (220 TKNS)
6- Life size clitoris model (520 TKNS)
7- Genuine megalodon shark tooth fossil (3,200 TKNS)
8- Tulip bulbs (400 TKNS)
9- 16-color lightbulb with remote (360 TKNS)
10- Moon phase suncatcher (640 TKNS)
π£ If anything on my list speaks to your weirdo soul- tip it up and help me get it! You'll get a special unboxing video in return. π£
Tip as many times as you'd like to sponsor my delightful adventures! Trust me, it's super important. π π
π£ The motherfuckin' hero who tips the most accumulative points each month will receive a special surprise and their name posted here so everyone knows they are LEGEND.
π£ XoXoXo π£
π MOTHERFUCKIN' HEROESπ:
- Sept: ??? TBA ???