Well Ello there Guvnr welcome to Uk club where we celebrate all thinks UK. Bad weather, queuing, Harry Potter, Mary Poppins, Tea, CRISPS NOT CHIPs and CHIPS NOT FRIES Chip tally-ho and all that. 1 st rule of UK Club is not letting on we don’t all sound like the Queen or Russel Brand, more Like Ali G and Jason Statham. 2nd rule it’s colour with a U. Tally ho what what.