HAPPY HOLIDAYS YA FILTHY ANIMALS Perks for Members: - Name on HUGE ASS snowflake horneyment on christmas tree - Exclusive rights to knowing HOW FREAKIN BAD ASS you are - FANCY ASS SPECIAL GREEN HORNYMENT BADGE NEXT TO YOUR NAME - Care package including unique polaroid pic, candy, and holiday card if you're comfortable with getting mailed a package - Entrance to SeXyMAS club show on Wed Dec 21!! PS If you tip for both 12 Days of Titmus album and 8 Days of Ho-nukkah album you automatically get entry into the club