By royal decree, let it be known far and wide: The Mantis Army is an illustrious assembly of devoted followers, pledged in unwavering allegiance to the eminent Queen Mantis. Those who join this venerable club are affirming their dedication to the Queen’s regal presence, cherishing her invaluable time, basking in her gracious attention, and reveling in her unparalleled attitude. By the benevolent grace of Her Majesty, Queen Mantis, it is hereby proclaimed that in recognition of thy steadfast loyalty, one free album shall be bestowed upon thee each month for thy viewing pleasure. Let this decree be known throughout the land and honored with great reverence. Long live the Queen! 📜👑