oh goodness, definitely depends on my mood, however at the moment it's these: Paqui fiery chili limon tortilla chips! They taste kind of like spicy Doritos, but they are vegan! https://shop.paqui.com/collections/frontpage/products/fiery-chile-limon

You are right!! The holidays are upon us. I prefer to use Marigold Gift as I'm not a big fan of Amazon if I can avoid it. :) marigoldgift.com/olivia 

A litttttttttle bit. A little bit. Mostly just playing around, or for a video, etc. I am not a huge fan of being tied up just in case someone has a heart attack and I have no way of escaping. LOL. I have never used a safe word! 

Hey!! 

Yes indeed. I am very much looking forward to going to Yellowstone and Great Teton Nat'l Park with my family this summer! That's probably my most exciting trip, but I'll also be going on a family trip to Chicago, probably hitting up Las  Vegas a couple of times and maybe going back to Mexico because I miss it so much 😭 ♥️ 

sufjan stevens is my default answer to any metal question BUT pirate doom metal sounds pretty cool. 

LOL Marcus I'm just seeing this now. I mean...yeah sometimes, but that probably means that the chia seeds haven't soaked for long enough yet. Eventually they should become soft and become sort of the same consistency of tapioca. 

Peonies 🌸 

...so you're telling me there's a chance.

Yeah! I'm not sure how often it happens, but I've definitely had female viewers. Now...I'm not sure how many of them were dudes pretending to be women because that happens quite a bit, but it's usually so obvious when it's a guy  -___________________-

sheesh. I feel like I'm more of a dork than a nerd...which is the worst because you reap all the downsides of uncoolness without the added benefit of being very smart. LOL.

I love wasabi! I don't ALWAYS eat it with sushi (I feel the need to say vegan sushi so people don't ask), but I love it. I usually mix it into the soy sauce. And you know what? Having bibimbap in a dolsot (those hot stone bowls) is pretty cool, but I don't think it's all that necessary (esp having a vegan version of bibimbap because you don't have an egg on top that needs to be cooked by the heat). From what I can remember, nicer, sit down restaurants usually served dishes in a dolsot but you could also get bibimbap at any walk-up fast foodish restaurant, or in department stores or markets in whatever bowls they happened to have. 

Fuck yeah old ladies!! 🌸👵

APK, I could absolutely talk for hours about this.  But I'll give you my top tips that I use whenever I travel.
1. Plan ahead. 

Hufflepuff for life. 

(stretches fingers) I follow the traditional ten step Korean skincare routine pretty religiously. I spent many years of my life with bad skin (acne prone) and I just ain't having it anymore. Briefly, the 10 step routine consists of: a double cleanse (oil-based cleanser to break through oil, makeup, sunscreen or anything on the surface of your skin, and then a water-based cleanser that gets deeper into your pores), a toner followed by an essence, then any serums to help with whatever skin issues you're dealing with (I like to use vit-c serum at night and sometimes mandelic acid), then let them dry a little before applying moisturizer, eye cream and either sunscreen (daytime) or a sleeping mask (nighttime - it's basically a heavier moisturizer that works magic while you sleep). I also love a good sheet mask so I try to do that maybe 3 or 4 times a week. I also dermaroll twice a week and use my jade skin roller when I can as well (I love to jade roll over sheet masks)! O___________________O
Generally speaking though - the golden rules for me: 1. sunscreen every day regardless of the weather or season, 2. double cleanse, 3. MOISTURIZE

30 seconds, honest to god.

speaking of korea, in a train station in seoul. but only until around maybe 545 for the first train. 

questions like these need a little tip to give them a push along their journey. <3

Generally speaking I don’t like fruit on savory foods but I can tolerate pineapple on pizza. Favorite toppings on pizza are sundried tomatoes, onions, spinach and pine nuts!

Thank you!💗 It can be pretty time consuming, but I have so much fun doing it. Anything I design is usually a hodgepodge of using different apps and services because in general I don’t know wtf I’m doing and just try my best, but Canva is a really great resource 👌🏻

I have always been hesitant about sharing my true age because I discovered the world of camming later than most girls around here did. I'm not really sure what my MFC profile says anymore and I'll probably keep it younger than I actually am because that seems important to random guys who don't know me. And that's fine. I get it. But honestly, in honor of #justfuckingdoit2019, and because of the fact that I just don't think it means ANYTHING - I'm turning 34 in Feb! It SOUNDS horrendously old, but honestly it doesn't feel like it once you are that age. I feel just the same and even younger (and I think I look younger) than I did in my late twenties - probably because I've had such a clean diet for the past few years (I've been vegan for 11 years and vegetarian for 22? but I wouldn't say I was a very healthy vegan when I started). 
But yep. I graduated from graduate school in '09 and no I didn't graduate early though I did go straight from college to graduate school without a break in between. 
Age is just another way that we have decided to measure the passing of time, and it means absolutely nothing. 

Cameron, I would be honored to have you cook for me, to be honest. I hope you're brushin up on your vegan recipes over there. 

Summer is easier to answer: fruit. like cold fruit. melon. pineapple, MANGO. ugh yes. cucumber water. Winter? Man, I really love pumpkin and chili and rice with seaweed and roasted squash. i could go on...lol Favorite pick me up meal: thai green curry.

Tons. I just wrote that post about running, so I'll say working up a sweat - whether it's at the gym or running outside, or doing yoga, or dancing. Nothing brings me joy like moving my body.  DESIGNING GRAPHICS. Building things. I don't know why I'm thinking about this right now, but I used to play The Sims literally all day, like ALL DAY and just build and decorate houses and buildings and never actually play the game. Making someone laugh brings me joy. SEEING MY LOVED ONES SUCCEED brings me joy that's second to none. Frank got a new job, Taf got a new job, and OUR KARL got a girlfriend all in the past month or so and I'm tearing up right now because I'm so fucking proud of them. My heart wells up when I think about it. Playing with my nephews. Seeing my sister happy. Being around animals. Getting REALLY into a novel. Finding a tv show that I love. TWIN PEAKS BRINGS ME JOY. And music. God. Music. Yeah. 

YES I DO!! I think that's great that you're starting a new hobby (or method of torture, who's to say). Running has been one of the most influential activities of my life since middle school...I still enjoy it so much - I hope that you do, too! My Top Tips: 

Bottom line, for me anyway, is to make the running experience as fun as possible. It doesn't have to be something that you dread doing if you incorporate things that you like into the activity. It's always a bit of adventure when I go out on a long run and  no matter what...I always, always feel better I'm done (even though my knees might not :P). 

Honestly for shoes, it probably varies so much from person to person, you'd be best served going into a running shoe store and getting them to look at your gait and your foot. 

HEY ONDO! I miss you!! I'm trying to think of things that I do on a daily basis, but I can't think of anything that would be unusual to others. The habitual things that I do that a lot of people probably DONT do are health related, like I always, always drink a liter of water 30 minutes before I eat breakfast, or that I dry skin brush my whole body and face before I take a shower in the morning

I make my bed every single day because my parents drilled that into me as a kid. Hmmm yeah I can't think of anything unusual actually, but I might amend this answer if I think HEY ONDO! I miss you!! I'm trying to think of things that I do on a daily basis, but I can't think of anything that would be unusual to others. The habitual things that I do that a lot of people probably DONT do are health related, like I always, always drink a liter of water 30 minutes before I eat breakfast, or that I dry skin brush my whole body and face before I take a shower in the morning. 
I dunno, maybe that I shave my legs every single day (sometimes twice) regardless of who I'm seeing or what I'm doing. But still...I guess that's not very unusual and the rationale is simply that I don't like stubbly legs. I HAVE to take a shower before I get into bed at night. I HAVE to clean up my cam room completely before I go to sleep no matter how messy it is. But honestly most of these things are just because I'm neurotic af. :P 
I make my bed every single day because my parents drilled that into me as a kid. Hmmm yeah I can't think of anything unusual actually, but I might amend this answer if I think of something. 

If we turn our CamFam into a real family, the bukakke party is gonna get real weird. But earnestly, giving everyone gangster nicknames would be tons of fun. Brass Knuckles Monkey, Cog "THE DOG" haci, Soft Pony, etc 

This is a great question I feel like there are definitely movies that I've watched that we could just categorically say were GREAT films, but I still didn't particularly like. Worst Movie - Batman & Robin (1997). You know I don't even like superhero movies to begin with but this would made me want to pull my teeth out just to have a distraction, but I watched it with friends and couldn't leave -__- Best Movie - I know this is stereotypical but it's the TRUTH - The Shawshank Redemption. It made me feel everything and the first time I watched it, it really and truly changed my perspective on life (I was quite young when I saw it, but still). I can't say I willingly watch it now though because it's so sad in parts, it's not exactly fun to watch but. yes. 

Dear Cardboard in Cleveland, 
You know what? It only occurred to me after thinking about your question for a while that I don't really interact with many women who are not also in this industry. And who aren't pretty open about their sexual desires / fantasies, because of what we do. So, I don't know. I wouldn't say that my sexual preferences are by any means "out there" or rare, but I also don't know how many women truly get turned on by the jerking off stranger? Or have a fantasy of being cum on by multiple men at once? I don't know. I don't know. I would say it's probably more common than you'd think...the only difference is that it's not talked about openly. 

MovieQuoter is our dad obviously, plus he is really quick witted and would probably be a real asset. Spur is second down the line, our weird uncle who is wearing an early model of Transitions glasses that have trouble in the bright indoor lighting of the studio and so the lenses hover at an in-between gray color where you can sort of see his eyes but you can't tell where he's looking. Make a lot of penis jokes. Cog is obviously there - he's not even related to us but he really needs the money. And lastly we have Fred who is my cousin, Spur's son, who moved to Canada to get as far away from the rest of the family as possible. We begged him to come help because he's so dang smart, and he begrudgingly agrees as long as we never contact him again. 

Masturbatorium is the final word in the spelling bee, naturally. And Albert wins!! His internet connection is shaky at the best of times and he gets cut off mid-word in the final moments of this grueling four hour competition. But uses his herculean lungs to SHOUT THE LETTERS FROM CANADA ("...A-T-O-R-I-U-M! MASTURBATORIUM!") with such force that we hear them online and he wins...though he only finds out 20 minutes later when his lag catches up.

This is a very extensive, but VERY inspiring question you've presented to me. I don't think I could answer it in the space provided, but this is something that I would love to brainstorm with the room in general because 40+ brains are better than one and we've got some really creative folks around. 

Having a shot and blowing it, gold medal. 
(let me think about this for a bit)

LOL you can eat pomegranate seeds for sure! I feel like it would be a real pain in the ass to have to spit them out for every little seed. Eat away, my friend! 

Okay so actually the other day, I spread peanut butter on saltines and then put veggie chili on top of them and it was actually doggone pretty good I kid you not. 
I loathe any sort of "salad" in which mayonnaise is used (vegan, but still same concept), and then like a FRUIT is thrown in there as well? Like grapes? Do you know the types of salads I'm talking about? Fruit has no place there. It's very upsetting to me that someone thought that was a good idea. Like mayonnaise and grapes and walnuts. NO thank you. 

Bad Habit: second guessing myself, procrastination, overthinking (does anyone NOT suffer from these?)
New Skill: I would love to ACTUALLY know how to design graphics. Like actually, actually know how. 

God I mean this could go so many different ways.
1. Having sex all day
2. Exploring a new place with someone I love, and a camera around my neck
3. Spending the day with cows
4. Pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner
5. Camming all day and BEING NUMBER ONE ON MFC THANK YOU.
6. Just chilling at home with tea and my favorite book
7. Twin Peaks or Black Mirror marathon
8. Having someone hand me their credit card and just saying "whatever you want" to me

But at the end of the day, an ideal or perfect day is any day where I'm happy and calm and have all of my needs provided for. 

Before I answer, you gotta know I prioritize health over taste BUT YOU CAN HAVE BOTH! Crunchy peanut butter (natural, just peanuts), homemade blueberry chia jam (don't get me started on jelly), and *TOASTED* Ezekiel bread. Crust on, diagonal cut. 

She's protesting because she never gets paid, but we'll see. 

Cog bought that dildo for me, so I'll have to ask him which one it is exactly - it's really great..it's big but not TOO big, and it's been a HUGE hit among the men of MFC. It's amazing how many people apparently have cocks that look exactly like it. :) :) :) Anyway, to be honest if I was using a toy by myself or with a partner I would prefer clitoral stimulation over a dildo - the womanizer is the BEST. Highly recommend it. 

All of these sound fantastic...to do myself :P I really do not go on dates, nor do I enjoy them at all...but IF I had to, dinner and a movie would be at the bottom of my list. It seems too formal and structured to me. I would much prefer doing an activity - definitely playing pinball or pingpong, or indoor rock climbing or going on a hike, going to a museum, or just texting each other instead of actually hanging out or 

Getting hugs from the kiddos every morning. And also watching their growth from their first day of the year to the last - it's astounding how fast children (especially really young kids) can learn a second language!! It's really amazing to watch. And yeah...of course I had favorites in my classes but I tried not to give them any sort of advantage :P

I have been loving both!! 

I really hate being hot, however I think the fact that you couldn't really go outside the cabin at all would make me too antsy. I'd pick the abandoned beach and spend a lot of time in the shade and in the water. 

Probably Prague! It's an incredibly beautiful city with a reasonable cost of living, and a central location for traveling around Europe. What about you?

What do you mean? African or European swallow?

My BEST subject? Probably History of Magic, or Care of Magical Creatures. The coolest school subject? Transfiguration and Divination. And man. I don't know if I'd make the cut on the quidditch team. I'd have to take a spin on a broom first, and I'm quite scared of balls in sports, so. 

Hi spur!!

THE SPURS, obviously, Spur. Unless they don't make the playoffs and I have to pull out the golden nuggets shirt Hertz bought me. 
But...my all time favorite player is Shane Battier but you already knew that. Tim Duncan? Are you sure about that? I could have sworn it was T-I-M-N or T-I-M-B like comb.

ALL THE TIME. I've really, really wanted to get a dog for the past year or so, and I even went to the animal shelter on Saturday to look. But man. I also travel so much, I'm hesitant to take the plunge. One of these days, though. 

asking the hard hitting questions. :P

OKAY PEANUT GALLERY, SETTLE DOWN. 

Human names for sure - I actually had a cat named George! 

Why thank you, Albert :P :) A girl would be very lucky to have such a lovable and thoughtful guy. 

Let me start by saying that I don't date and I'm very happy about that. But hypothetically I were...
SMART. Funny or at least able to understand when I'm being sarcastic. Loyal to a fault. Okay being a homebody. Doesn't need to be vegan or vegetarian, but needs to not be a douchebag "BACON!" guy about my beliefs. Needs to be pretty patient person to deal with my moodiness. Needs to not only be "okay" with sex work, but see the value in it. 

Light roast by a long shot! 

Would you be willing to sign (WITH BLOOD) a cult contract for me/our room pledging your never-ending allegiance. 
Also, I'd like to know HONESTLY who would ACTUALLY show up for the bukakke if we had one. #bukakkebus

As much as I would want to pretend to listen to music / pretend to be reading something on my phone / pretend not to hear them...I'd try to be friendly and polite and welcome them into the building if they were a new neighbor....and then start taking the stairs to avoid any future awkward elevators rides. :P 

I do indeed! Oh I should mention please do not send me masturbation videos without permission just because I said that - thank you!! 

I gotta sweat! Bring on the short, intense training. 

You bet - This is so sweet and I'm honored to be able to chip in my two cents. I almost exclusively wear thongs, mostly because I found ones that are both cute and comfortable. A lot of this depends on your budget, but for something low to mid range with a lot of different options and colors - Free People Intimates is great - https://www.freepeople.com/thongs/ They also have some really pretty bra and panties sets that again are reasonably priced. I would steer clear of g-strings personally because I just don't find them comfortable. Good luck and write me again if you need more help! 

i always loved Get Fuzzy! 

Yes 😳

UM. lol. I don't know why the fuck anyone watches me, so this one is hard to answer. But, I think the fact that I am rooting for you guys just as hard as you are rooting for me makes for a really positive relationship / interaction. I know you guys don't get to know each other as well as I know each of you individually, but you're such a talented, intelligent, artistic, hopeful, loving, kind bunch - it makes it easy to want to support you as much as I can. 

This is like choosing between pizza and nachos and you just can't. I love both dogs and cats equally and I wouldn't say I'm more of a dog or cat person. BUT, my favorite dog breeds are border collies and beagles, and basset hounds. And corgis! Of course. 

If I could change one thing about Sev it would be that he doesn't have to wake up at 4 am for work and could hang out in the room more because he's the best. Other than that he's a perfect human being. 

Something you'd never know about me unless you hung out with me in person - I don't have very good circulation at all in my hands and feet and they are always ice cold. I have had guys literally jump to the other side of the bed from me if I touch them without warning because it's like a dementor has come to take their souls. I've had friend DECLINE TO SHAKE MY HAND. LOL anyway. Point being, warm socks unfortunately don't do much for me because I can barely feel them, so warm sheets it is!! 

To be completely honest, I don't give a fuck. This is a great question, but for the most part looks and clothing are at the bottom of my list of priorities. Though it's nice when a guy shows some effort or shows a bit of personal style. But I'm also a pretty casual person and I'm going to get nervous if he's really dressed up for the date and I'm still wearing my Doc Martens. :-/ 

boy oh boy. nerd alert, but mostly strategy games - I’ve been very into Betrayal at House on the Hill for months now. but I do get very upset if I’m losing 😂 so I also enjoy playing cooperative games with friends like Epidemic and Hogwarts Battle. Risk is an old favorite always, especially when playing as a big group. And Trivial Pursuit always since no one can beat me 😛😛😛

*Panics and shouts Sufjan Stevens*

RISHI!!

Miss MFC #7

I'm trying to remember a specific instance of this happening and failing, but I bet it has at some point in my life? 

This is so sweet and I'm honored to be able to chip in my two cents. I almost exclusively wear thongs, mostly because I found ones that are both cute and comfortable. A lot of this depends on your budget, but for something low to mid range with a lot of different options and colors - Free People Intimates is great - https://www.freepeople.com/thongs/ They also have some really pretty bra and panties sets that again are reasonably priced. I would steer clear of g-strings personally because I just don't find them comfortable. Good luck and write me again if you need more help! 

the answer is 2.5 hours bob.

everyone is beautiful!
....but beards. 

That's a big yes. I would pack several pairs of sneakers and just change out of them every time.

Honestly it's never been something that I'm into, but I'm always keen to try something that you think I'd like - hit me! 

You bet. The reason question is...do YOU believe aliens have ever had any interaction with our planet?

I've already talked about unpacking immediately after I get home from a trip. I only feel comfortable sitting on the floor. I don't sit on small chairs. I can't handle an open or partially open cabinet door or drawer. Symmetry is very important to my peace of mind. I HAVE to shower before I get in bed even if I've already showered that day (even recently). I can't handle plastic coat hangers and everything needs to be facing the same way in the closet. I would go on but I don't want to sound more intolerable than I already am. 

YES! Definitely, but I doubt that I will unless I could find a PhD program that has a direct non-teaching career path. Also, school is so horrendously expensive that I wouldn't dive back in unless I felt VERY compelled. I also went through a phase a couple of years ago when I thought I wanted to be a nurse, and I took some pre-req classes online, but I don't think the day-to-day reality of a nurse would actually suite me very well (I can handle blood but I don't know about gruesome injuries). We'll see. There's a lot that I'm interested in particularly in health and skincare specifically - who knows what the future will hold. 

You'd think this would be something I'm anal about, but I don't mind either way*
*but whichever way is chosen - facing up or down - they ALL have to match direction. That's the key.

Bell Bottoms. <3

I don't believe in a particular religion, but I believe we are souls trapped in human bodies and that there's something larger than ourselves out there.

Safety first always, but no condom. 

Hmmmm...maybe 20-30 min? Like...with foreplay and all?

I have! Much ado about nothing. 

So, I do enjoy it when machines have a separate mini game-within-a-game. That's always fun, but nah. I feel like extra flippers don't ever do all that much. I'm fine with the two. 👍 👍 

The Little Hours https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_little_hours I watched it last night and it made me laugh, plus it has Aubrey Plaza and Alison Brie in it, so...

1. every time I have a perfectly ripe mango  2. For NYE I ordered the most giant vegan buffalo jackfruit pizza and it's all that I can think about now. It's probably not the best meal I've ever ever had, but it's all I can think about at this present moment. 

On my bucket list for 2019: 1. Getting my nose done. 2. Visiting Mexico. 3. Publishing one article on SW. 👌🏻

As long as it fits well and I'm comfortable in it, I feel sexier in sexy lingerie because it's so out of the norm for me LOL. I feel like I get to play a role while still being myself. I feel extra sexy when someone's bought it for me - something they want to see me in. 

tim curry forever. couldn't love him more. 

LOL one Spur sized Soft Pony Toy. Simply because I don't think the world could handle more than one of Spur in any form, pony or otherwise. 

Blood Bank.

Novels 1. The Sirens of Titan 2. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao 3. The Trial / Poems 1. Don Juan 2. Song of Myself 3. The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock / Essays: "On Writing" (S. King), "A Modest Proposal" (Swift), "Here is a lesson in Creative Writing" (Vonnegut)

I'm going to say yes, one, and then the voice in the back of your mind is going to start talking to you. yup.

Mirah, Ryanne, and Scout. Funny girls are where it's at. Faunsie, WhiskeyKitten, Jas and Oliver (camboy crush) And I've had a crush on Haven (indigowild), Lucy Goose, Infinite_T and Posie for an eternity.

bukakke and men jerking off at work or in an inconvenient place (but not publicly). y'all already knew this though 😂

GOD ALBERT, NO!!  I've been stretching them a lot though. 

The chances of you having an actual micro-penis are so microscopic (eheheehe), BUT hypothetically, if this were actually the circumstance we were faced with, sex would probably be challenging. It's true. But there are so many sex toys these days, mate. There are ways around it. It would be tough but it wouldn't be a 100% dealbreaker for me. 

Okay, so do you want the REALEST answer? 100% honest, usually no not at all. It would have to be unusually small to be an issue. I sympathize a lot with guys worried about their size, because it's not something that can be altered and it's hyped up so much, but at the end of the day it's REALLY not a big deal to most girls. 

Honest to god I started crying LOL. maybe I am the softest pony. Thank you, tip me. 

Look. Peanut butter in all forms is the GOAT. But you can't beat the texture of crunchy pb on toast.

crunchy pb all the way. 

The end of "Tiny Cities" by Flume ft. Beck, "To Build a Home" by The Cinematic Orchestra , "November" by Max Richter. Also "Pony" by Ginuwine.

lol i love you. 

Literally nothing. It'll be a miracle if I even turn on Netflix. But I did go for a run, take a shower and I'm currently eating aforementioned kelp noodles.  

I knew this was you even before I saw who asked it :P
Music without vocals can illicit strong emotions, arguably even stronger than songs with them. Wouldn't you say? Even though I'm a sucker for lyrics, I'm on board 1000%. 

10 years at 100km!!
...in my dream version of myself I'd live fast and hard.
But if we're being honest here and there's no reason not to be, I'm sitting here eating kelp noodles and about to go to sleep at 9 on a Friday so I'm fooling no one. 

NEVER.

always. :P 

Man, I hate to burst your bubble. I do like spicy food, but only to an extent. And I don't sit around eating peppers so i can't really give you anything on the Scovile scale unfortunately. The spiciest food I've ever eaten was a dish that I had with friends in Seoul - but I can't remember the name of it. And ghost pepper powder on french fries. And also when I accidentally ate a thai red chili when i wasn't paying attention while eating tom yum soup. 

always. 

eggs cooking!!