Morticia keeps sending new friends my way, even though I CLEARLY dont want or need them.. yet here we are. So, if you're hoping to be my 'new friend', it will be completely necessary for you to just sit down, shut up and do everything I say. Maybe you (or part of you) will make the cut. Maybe you'll be a useful 'friend' to me. Maybe I'll find a better 'friend' to replace you and whatever appendage made the cut. 😏


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"Miss Midweek! She's kind of a total dick, but we love her anyway!"
"Honestly, a hot WednesdayAddams rip off. A hot, sexy, smart WednesdayAddams rip off. Is nobody seeing this?"
"Who even asked for this to be made??"
"Why does she talk so much about amputation? And does she have to do it around my penis?"

.. Just some of the amazing, totally real, not fake, rave reviews coming in for Miss Midweek! Come along! You're going to love meeting her and her friends!