Morticia keeps sending new friends my way, even though I CLEARLY dont want or need them.. yet here we are. So, if you're hoping to be my 'new friend', it will be completely necessary for you to just sit down, shut up and do everything I say. Maybe you (or part of you) will make the ✱✱✱. Maybe you'll be a useful 'friend' to me. Maybe I'll find a better 'friend' to replace you and whatever appendage made the ✱✱✱. 😏


🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤


"Miss Midweek! She's kind of a total ✱✱✱✱, but we love her anyway!"
"Honestly, a ✱✱✱ WednesdayAddams rip off. A ✱✱✱, ✱✱✱✱, smart WednesdayAddams rip off. Is nobody seeing this?"
"Who even asked for this to be made??"
"Why does she talk so much about amputation? And does she have to do it around my ✱✱✱✱✱?"

.. Just some of the amazing, totally real, not fake, rave reviews coming in for Miss Midweek! Come along! You're going to love meeting her and her friends!