Where in the world HAVEN'T I masturbated?
Gondola - ✔️
Beaches/Lakes - ✔️
Random forests - ✔️
Changing rooms - ✔️
Balconies - ✔️
Airplanes - ✔️
Gyms - ✔️
Pulled off on the side of busy roads - ✔️ ✔️

Where shall I risk getting arrested next?!