It's My birthday month! Even more importantly, it's My 21st birthday, so I can enjoy all the luxuries of getting drinks from bars and ordering flower on your dime! All of my fun this month should be loser funded with a special effort to truly impress Me and spoil Me like I deserve. I look so hot and entrancing with a roll between My luscious lips. It'd be even better if I could dump My ashes in your mouth where they belong. The closest you'll come is sending so that I can smoke your money away. You don't deserve the fun I like to have! So just send Me your cash and I'll do what I please with it.

*Includes special effects and peeks of My hairy pits!