This is a custom video! Contact me if you’d like your own! All characters mentioned in this video are 18+. I’m the school principal, and one morning, I find you stripped of all your clothes and hanging from your stretched, stained tighty-whities. Your hair is soaked and rancid from several very nasty swirlies. Stuff like this happens to you all the time, so I’m not surprised. Rather than helping you down (with how bad you smell, I’m not coming near!), I taunt you by recounting some of your most embarrassing public humiliations. Some of the guys at school have been bullying you relentlessly since the day you got here, usually with an audience of hot girls to watch. There’ve been more wedgies than I can count, your infamous introduction to The Unflushed Toilet, laxatives in front of your crush, and who could ever forget the “limp dick wimp” incident?!