You’ve been trying to get me to go out with you for forever, which is NEVER going to happen. You’re an ugly, persistent loser who just can’t take no for an answer. All you do is sit there an ogle me, barely touching your coffee (which may or may not be contaminated with spit, lol oops.) I’m far too good for you. Way out of your league. Leave me the fuck alone and never come back unless you want to leave this place in handcuffs. I’ve heard coffee is off of the menu in jail.